Public Toilet Graffiti

Not too sure what statement the previous occupant is making... Perhaps it is a derogatory remark to the individuals friend? Or a proposition (Dildo Dave?) or a cautionary reminder (Dildo, Dave.).

At the end of the day, isn't it better to be Dildo Dave than Syphilis Steve or Warty Walter?

Post Office Blues

More amusing is the paranoid glances I received when I took this picture.

Why are all patrons of the post office so miserable? Smile - There are foil christmas decorations on the ceiling!

British Countryside

Bloody dismal, isn't it? Not that I don't enjoy rain being blasted horizontally into my face by winds that threaten to knock me to the ground, but it makes my hair wildly uncontrollable!

My hat can't handle this kind of weather, I need to invest in an umbrella. I'm bloody drenched now. Yippee!

Fuckin' big chime...

So this is how I'll spend my day...

Can't complain! In fact, the decor is most aesthetically pleasing! Despite the fact its bloody freezing on the Isle of Wight, mainly due to the fact that regardless of how far inland one is its still on the coast, I think I'll remain here... Oh, someone just bought me a coffee, for sooth I shalt remain a while longer!